Softcore Porn And Angsty Quotes

babbydriver:

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue

(via that-did-she-deactivated2019031)

whalesnest:
“champagnemanagement:
“reblog and butthole barbie will shit wads of cash into your life
”
Who knows… maybe it’ll work
”

whalesnest:

champagnemanagement:

reblog and butthole barbie will shit wads of cash into your life

Who knows… maybe it’ll work

(via whalesnest)

braucher:

Alexa, release my inhibitions

(via menalaus)

quotemadness:

“It is a frightening thought, that in one fraction of a moment you can fall in the kind of love that takes a lifetime to get over.”

— Beau Taplin

(via whalesnest)

deltasquadformingup:

honestly-andrew:

dawngrl:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

(via yea-u-right-deactivated20190716)

cosmicwitchcraft:

me casting evil spirits out of me home

“ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

(via gaybrofart)

violentposer:

any gay couple holding hands in public who caught me staring at you: i’m not homophobic, i’m gay and jealous

(via scandiumsky)

imperiumsinefine:

Mid 20s: expectation

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Mid 20s: reality

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(via puff-to-tuff)

fuck-eater:

ariesbrujo:

I actually just snorted out blood

ive been trying to find this for weeks

(via finsngils-deactivated20210213)

murdernachos:
“good morning to everyone except the person who made this
”

murdernachos:

good morning to everyone except the person who made this

(via vhscleaner)

coaztal:

When u forget to put the tissue next to ya bed before u nut n u gotta get up to get it after

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Originally posted by jmsv

(via kytastro)